| Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 |
| 7:45 pm |
I used to think I had aspeger's sysdrom(ass burger) but it turns out that I'm just an asshole. |
| Saturday, July 11th, 2009 |
| 1:25 pm |
The best thing about black pants is when you have an 'accident' in them, no one can see the brown stain in the back. another case of I win; you lose. |
| Monday, June 22nd, 2009 |
| 6:17 pm |
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| Thursday, June 11th, 2009 |
| 5:04 pm |
Gold Bond and my sctrutum are two very wonderful things together |
| Saturday, June 6th, 2009 |
| 12:03 pm |
In an effert to save the good old environment, I'm going to stop using toilet papaer. So whenever my anus starts to ictch I'll dropped trou and rubbed my butt on the carpet. I figure if it works for my sisters dog, it will work for me as well. |
| Thursday, May 21st, 2009 |
| 6:31 pm |
Don't eat spicy food and pick your nose. |
| Sunday, May 10th, 2009 |
| 5:32 pm |
The otherday someone on my FL said they were tired of reading poop and booger posts. "they were funny at first but when its EVERY post it loses charm." My first recation was to forever to post nothing but poop and boogers just becuase. But then I started to think about the reasons why I post on such a limtied vovcabular of topics. Honestly my life at this stage is kinda boring and poops farts snots are the most interesting thing going for me. Truefully my life was always so limtied. This made me really depressed becuase I relaized it been 4 years since I've punched a woman. |
| Thursday, April 30th, 2009 |
| 6:01 pm |
my nostrial hair is outta control. I'm tottally obbessed with it. Its starting to look like Marilyn Chambers's crotch up there. |
| Sunday, April 26th, 2009 |
| 3:57 pm |
boogers and farts: the only things left in my left that give it any joy. |
| Thursday, February 19th, 2009 |
| 6:08 pm |
my expriments with toothpaste flavored boogers were a complete and utter failur. IDK bro IDK. |
| Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 |
| 6:25 pm |
today I was pooping - what else is new srsly?- and I was wiping and I misculculated the slipperyness on my anus and I apllyed too much pressure and ended up with poop on my ball sac. it was real sad. |
| Sunday, February 15th, 2009 |
| 2:06 am |
I just sneezed on my penis....kinky |
| Saturday, February 14th, 2009 |
| 11:03 pm |
I enjoy farts becuase they tickel my anus. |
| Thursday, February 12th, 2009 |
| 6:52 pm |
sometimes I like to wipe my ass just for the fun of it. |
| 6:50 pm |
toodays my poop smelled hot and spicy. |
| Saturday, February 7th, 2009 |
| 1:11 pm |
this morning I was snapping to ol' proverpal carrot and I was just randomly thinking of naked chick (occinall dudes((what?))) and during this trip of nakes women igmages running through my brain, i was thinking pubic hair. and tht scene in A clockwork Organge where that dude rapes that girl while siging singin' in the rain, becuase she had a sexy bush. So I was beating off while thinking of this and I remember its been years since I've seen that movie mothwer fuckering yeaRS. its a discrace I couldn't even finsh masturbating. actualy I continued to masturbate, but that's besides the point. |
| Saturday, January 10th, 2009 |
| 3:53 pm |
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| Friday, July 11th, 2008 |
| 6:05 pm |
side note
I'm moving and may not have internet access at my new place. So if you don't hear from me for a while that is why. |
| 5:22 pm |
I have reach aas pinmacle in my life. I while shwering took a diahrrea dump. I just squated down and squirted the fucker out, and left it for my roommate under why a melted hersey bar was left in the bath tub. PLUS I was sick and at one one pint prejectile vomiting andf long distance diarhea srapying , the same substance. it was fucked. |
| Monday, July 7th, 2008 |
| 11:26 pm |
about a week ago I got a phone call from my knee. it was nice to here from him, its been a while, I also remembered why we stopped talking in the frst place. |
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