| Saturday, October 24th, 2009 |
| 3:48 pm |
I was there was a substance that would make my farts turn different colors. because invisible is kinda boring |
| Friday, October 23rd, 2009 |
| 11:56 pm |
I saw a three legged dog. and it was amazing. |
| Thursday, October 15th, 2009 |
| 8:41 pm |
the other day I was walking down Dartmouth Street and I saw a dog licking another dog's penis. besides being turned on, it got my thinking about some words of warning when having sex with dogs: if you fuck a pekingese be careful, they get WICKED clingy afterwards. But on the other hand Golden Retrievers are just all like , "get dressed and GTFO", and its just like "get we just cuddle?" why can't a man find the right dog to fuck? |
| Monday, October 5th, 2009 |
| 12:57 pm |
I think arttactive women with black eyes are hot. esspecially when I gave them the black eye in the first place. |
| Saturday, October 3rd, 2009 |
| 1:50 pm |
drop. push. push. relief. push. slide. slide. WIPE. pushpushpush;grunt. why is it green again? wait. push:andpush. wait. Why does it smell so bad? wipe. unleash. push. grunt. wipe finish |
| Monday, September 28th, 2009 |
| 6:56 pm |
Today I checked the sex offender regestion web site for my area, Couldn't they have found a more flatering photo of me? |
| Saturday, September 19th, 2009 |
| 10:51 pm |
when you're watch the Antiques Road Show and a quilt starts revealing the source of all reality you know its time to lay off the drugs. |
| Saturday, September 12th, 2009 |
| 12:27 pm |
Take some Adivce from Anthill don't rub toothpaste into your eyes. the more you know. |
| Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 |
| 7:23 pm |
Today I masturbated in the woods and now I have a masquito bite on my glans. :-( |
| Friday, August 28th, 2009 |
| 3:53 pm |
sorry for the lack of poop post lately; I haven't been eatting as much fiber as I normally do, so there's been a bit of a writer's block in that area for me( a blockage on many different levels.) but today i pooped Green and smelly! its was nice so maybe things will start flowing smoothly again. |
| Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 |
| 4:55 pm |
It was a very good birthday yesterday, I did not one but two different hallucinogenic drugs. |
| Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 |
| 4:47 pm |
A very psychedelic birthday to me! |
| Sunday, August 23rd, 2009 |
| 1:40 pm |
I woke up and said something like man I must look as fucked up as I feel, so I looked into the mirror and there was a large white glob on the end of my nose. At first i thought, "when did I snort coke?" then I realized it was just a booger. |
| Thursday, August 20th, 2009 |
| 7:46 pm |
today I pooped out a Juila set. beat that Mandelbrot. |
| Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 |
| 6:01 pm |
over one year ago I bought a 4 pack of toilet paper, today I finished that pack. |
| Thursday, August 6th, 2009 |
| 5:05 pm |
I've been having trouble trying to decide which car to get. I've been thinking of getting a different car, but I can't figure out what kind. But now I know, A GAINT DARTH VADER HELMET ON WHEELS. let's see you cut me off now, asshole. |
| Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 |
| 5:43 pm |
7-25-09 text message from Anthill to his attorney: "Okay dude, I'm in a wicked towine bar in Medford and I think I have a broken elbow, send help!" |
| Thursday, July 30th, 2009 |
| 6:53 pm |
today I saw this attractive woman. she had really hairy arms. Most men might think of this as a turn off. not me. I started thinking of the big black bush between her legs. and I starts getting all worked up. but then I started thinking of the opening scene in Sling Blade and kinda had mixed feelings. Life can be so confusing somtimes. |
| Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 |
| 3:04 pm |
two posts - one day
At first I was all like :"Man, I'm kinda fucked up, I need to splash some cold water on my face and sober up a little, Jebus." then I was all like: "Dude, its ten in the morning." |
| 2:48 pm |
Yestderday as I was walking home from the library, you know just walking, looking around. I had turned the corner from Main street to Summer Ave, you seee there's a stoplight with a four way intersection. So I'm turning the corner passing the packie, A car at stoped at Homer Ave caught my attention. no real or spaical reason, other then it was playing some really awful music that sounded like Matchbox-20 bery loudly and waving some piece of cloth out the window. so I was like, 'what bunch of douche bags'. So I kept walking. But then something wonderful and extremely unpresitdented happened. the car passes me still playing the same faggotron song, then I notice an ass sticking out the window. I had been mooned! The wonderful part of this situation was it belonged to a girl. and it was perfectly round and tight. I popped a biner immdedtly. I'm not sure why I was choosen to be mooned by this girl. Maybe it was to emmbarress me? or gross me out or something, but they fail. I popped a boner. |
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