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Tuesday, December 27th, 2016
12:27 pm
can anyone read this?
Friday, January 31st, 2014
4:41 pm
it was so warm out today, I actually saw liquid water,
Friday, October 26th, 2012
6:17 pm
some I'm sitting in front of my computer and suddly I stand up and proclam "ENOUGH! I have to poop." I walk to the bathroom thinking this was a normal poop. There was signs, gargles or build up to indacte this was something exlosive. Was I wrong :-(

I sit down on the commode and BOOM! (that's litterly the sound it made) all hell was unleashed. I look down in the the bowl and there's a turd floating there that was the size and shape of a baseball, it was like a scale replica of the death star exsplosed out of my asshole.

it was pretty fucked up. How did that thing even get out of my anus in that size and shape?
Wednesday, October 24th, 2012
7:36 pm
some times i like to whip out my flaccid penis and yelling "you fool this isn't even my final form."
Thursday, October 11th, 2012
9:13 pm
modern life would be vastly improved if we could just shit our pants when ever and where ever.
Saturday, August 4th, 2012
12:47 pm
my gym shorts smell like my balls
Sunday, June 10th, 2012
11:34 am
mirror mirror on the wall who has the smellist balls of them all.
Saturday, March 31st, 2012
7:21 pm
why does every dude in porn have to look like a massive dipshit?
Sunday, March 25th, 2012
12:20 am
i have a funky taste in my mouth but its a weed taste so it all kinda works out.
Thursday, March 22nd, 2012
9:41 pm
I love women they smell like strippers.
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012
11:04 pm
I fuck pizza in the window I eat, man.
Saturday, February 11th, 2012
6:02 pm
I've discovered, is there really a new world for me gone ..... It's just different
Tuesday, January 17th, 2012
11:43 pm
Thursday, December 8th, 2011
5:58 pm
I kinda want to start a regilion based around my cock.
Friday, November 11th, 2011
8:34 pm
Last night I saw two really hot hipster chicks making out at a bar. I popped a little wood. deal with it.
Monday, October 17th, 2011
5:59 pm
nothing is better than checking out other people's hot firends on FB.
Saturday, September 24th, 2011
9:18 am
I never get bored of looking at boobs on tumblr.
Wednesday, July 13th, 2011
6:45 pm
I found a strand of your hair in my anal pubes
Tuesday, June 28th, 2011
6:58 pm
flossing can be a little too creepy sometimes.
Sunday, June 26th, 2011
3:16 pm
I walk to the bathroon and wipe my abomen off with a towel...I walk beck to the living roon and hand you the towel...you say thanks as you wipe off your hand.
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