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some I'm sitting in front of my computer and suddly I stand up and proclam "ENOUGH! I have to poop." I walk to the bathroom thinking this was a normal poop. There was signs, gargles or build up to indacte this was something exlosive. Was I wrong :-(

I sit down on the commode and BOOM! (that's litterly the sound it made) all hell was unleashed. I look down in the the bowl and there's a turd floating there that was the size and shape of a baseball, it was like a scale replica of the death star exsplosed out of my asshole.

it was pretty fucked up. How did that thing even get out of my anus in that size and shape?